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not necessarily a request but who (out of the greasers/curtis gang) do you think handles spice the best
i’ve never gotten an ask like this omg i think i’ve reached peak fame !!!! <3
—we’re going from best to worst on who can handle spice!
1. two-bit mathews
i feel like he can HANDLE spice. he’s the one guy on tiktok that shoves all the hot things he can get his hands on to eat it all at once. GIVE THIS MAN PLUTONIUM 9 AND HE’LL DRINK IT LIKE WATERRRR!!! spice connoisseur, dare i say.
2. steve randle
i believe he grew up in a household that had a cupboard of pure spices. steve’s the type of guy to eat those chicken burgers people sign forms for and come out fine. but sometimes he cannot handle spice. but that’s only like once every 6 months.
3. johnny cade
johnny cade has a higher tolerance but still can’t handle like those sandwiches you have to sign a waiver to eat. like he’ll eat something that most people are dying after one bite and only his eyes will water with the occasional cough.
4. sodapop curtis
him and steve used to eat hot things for fun, so i imagine it built his tolerance!! but not by much. he eats hot takis without a reaction but anything higher than it—he’s coughing so hard
5. darry curtis
i imagine he COULD handle it well in theory, but in practice? HELL NO!! darry could build his tolerance quickly if he tried, but he doesn’t bother. i don’t think darry would even likes hot things tbh
6. ponyboy curtis
coughs and immediately starts crying after biting into a hot cheeto. peak white boy teenage behaviour. curly downs spicy things like it’s nothing, so he tries to convince ponyboy to eat some. tried it once, and he swears he seen heaven.
7. dallas winston
don’t even bring pepper in his vicinity. he’s the guy that needs milk on standby whenever he eats anything other than salt. WILL NEVER EAT ANYTHING HOT.
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two-bit headcanons? :3
two-bit headcanons
notes: bro, this guy's underrated as hell. :( time to write some hcs for them! :D
— a really good dancer
— does very good voice impressions (canon)
— very close with their little sister shannon (she's 8 in my au)
↑ their mom works a lot and shannon usually hangs out at her friends' house, but sometimes if they aren't available, two babysits her. he lets her paint their nails, do their hair, etc etc. he does all sorts of girly things but he don't give a shi bc they love her sm
— never really made a connection with girls until he met marcia
↑ from the very moment he saw her, it was just like an instant click. he couldn't stop thinking about her after they parted and feels terrible for ripping up her number. he sees her again post-canon and apologizes for never calling and to make up for it, he takes her on a date and long story short, they start dating (WHERE MY MAR-BIT SHIPPERS AT??)
— actually kinda misses their dad
↑ mr. mathews wasn't abusive, but he wasn't the greatest dad to have. he did actually try to support his family and be there for them, but he and his wife (her name is martha in my au) always got into arguments and it really had a bad affect on two. i mean, he and his dad did argue from time to time, but they were quite close. mr. mathews left a month before shannon was born. (two-bit was eleven at the time.) usually two-bit doesn't talk/think about their dad but when they do it's kinda hard for them 'cause they actually did have a good relationship and had a strong bond that collapsed the moment two realized his father wasn't coming back.
— straight, but super duper supportive of their friends
↑ he once threw hands with a soc for calling out darry (it was a miracle they weren't arrested)
— dallas is his buddy
↑ these two are WILD when they're together. keep away from them at all costs.
— made a bet that soda and steve were dating with dally and when stevepop came out, two marched right up to dally, held out his hand and said "they're datin', five bucks, pay up"
↑ dallas was PISSED
— they're one of the only ones who can get darry to act his age (dallas is the only other person)
↑ the two of them are childhood besties and sometimes two'll drag darry out to hang out and reminise of the good ol' days (nostalgia)
— had a pet goldfish. keyword "had"
↑ fishy had to go bye-bye via the toilet :(
— kleptomaniac (canon)
— math wizz. it's their favorite class at school.
— did gymnastics for like, three years and is insanely flexible
— double-jointed
— st. patrick's day is their favorite holiday aside from christmas (i hc them to be half-irish)
— allergic to peanuts (as well as like, everything else. poor guy has so many allergies.)
— messy. very messy. never cleans up after themself.
end notes: that's all for today. thanks for the ask, anon! ❤️
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hi! ur blog is so adorable. i was wondering if it wouldnt be any trouble to request any and all of ur romantic two-bit headcanons xD
two-bit romantic hc’s ꨄ︎
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two-bit is literally so underrated??? like where are all the edits and fics of him, huh???
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mentions of alcohol and hangovers, a few curse words
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❥ soooo let’s get started !!
❥ starting off, i feel like TWO-BIT would be a very fun lover, the type of fun where he’ll pull you out of bed at night and go drunkenly roaming around the streets of tulsa with you (being careful not get in the crossfire of any socs)
❥ would honestly fall in love with your laugh and i am very adamant about this
❥ would steal stuff for you, in the book it says how he’s known for stealing but i feel like everybody breezes past that??
❥ calls you the goofiest shit ever. like, at first before he’s gotten to know you, he’ll holler at you calling you “pretty thing”. but when you guys are actually together, he be calling you babycakes n shit 😭
❥ super annoying about saying ily. if you even MUTTER it, and he hears, he’ll be teasing you all day long trying to get you to say it again
❥ the type of guy who’ll dance out of nowhere with you. no music, no rhythm, no beat. just two people in love
❥ diner dates????? SHARING A MILKSHAKE?? DOES ANYBODY UNDERSTAND MY VISION HERE??
❥ when he takes you to meet his sister, if you love n care for her enough too?? god, he will hear wedding bells.
❥ most of the time acts like a baby when a really bad hangover hits. usually ends up with him curled over the toilet and you rubbing his back.
❥ not afraid to hit a bitch if they talk wrong bout you, he will not tolerate this “babycakes” slander
❥ cracks jokes and immediately looks to you to spot you laughing, and oh god that laugh is just like music to him
❥ does the thing where he gives you super wet kisses on your face and gets butthurt if you wipe them off
❥ pda’s an eh. he won’t full on make out with you but maybe an arm slung over your shoulder and a kiss
❥ and.. the pickup lines.. are horrible..
“you an orphanage? ‘cause i wanna give you some kids.”
“what th’fuck, keith.”
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ but seriously, two-bit is like way too underrated. i barely see anything for him 💔
kiss kiss ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱
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i feel like two-bit would have been famous on musical.ly and vine.
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Darry can tell who walked into the house depending on the sound of the door. Every member of the gang has an entrance that can be very easily missed.
Dally slams the door open and doesn't bother to close it behind him.
Steve opens the door and then slams it behind him, then goes to bother whoever is closest.
Johnny is almost always following someone so if the door stays open a bit longer and is quietly shut then Johnny has followed them in.
Two-Bit is similar to Steve except he dusts off his shoes. His mama always gets onto him tracking dirt so it's a habit.
Ponyboy quietly opens the door and shuts it behind him and usually calls out a I'm home. Or he's completely quiet except for the fact he stomps without realizing it.
Sodapop is almost always excited when he gets home so he accidentally slams the door into the wall and apologizes. He also usually announces he's home.
Darry just wishes they would stop slamming the door, it hurts the door and he's not exactly itching to fix the hinges.
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PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who hasn't seen this:
I'm fine with that answer. (He probably gets decent tips)
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The most “boys will be boys” things the gang do
• Steve, Soda, Dally, and Darry stay walking around half naked, ESPECIALLY in the summer. Their shirts are never on. Soda’s jeans are unzipped half the time smh
• as much as they really really try, the Curtis boys are known for leaving their dirty laundry everywhere 😟 no matter how messy they can be though, Two-Bit’s room will always be exponentially worse
• one time Steve and Soda wanted to see who could eat the most chocolate cake so they each ate a whole half of a cake and threw up later
• Johnny do not be washing his clothes 😭😭😭 it’s rly not his fault but Darry will offer to wash up some of his stuff with Ponyboy’s and Johnny will be like “no thank you it’s not that bad 🙂” bros jean jacket probably carries the plague
• they literally don’t stop eating. It’s canon that the Curtis brothers all have big appetites, everyone else is just as bad. Most of their money goes to groceries bc they literally just eat and eat
• Ponyboy tries to lay in bed directly after track practice before showering bc he’s tired and Sodapop is appalled
• so so so many wrestling and football injuries. Pony’s always tripping and falling face first. Steve is a fucking pincher when they’re wrestling so Soda and Two-Bit always have little ass bruises on them from him 💀 during football Johnny is really good at slipping between people bc he can be pretty quick but one time he managed to take Steve down with him and they knocked their heads together
• Dally unfortunately enjoys driving around and yelling obscenities when he has Buck’s car. No one is off limits. He’ll trail behind Johnny and be like “ay what that mouth do” and Johnny just lets out the most defeated sigh
• Ponyboy and Curly were each other’s first kiss “for practice” and didn’t rly think much of it until they realized they’d only been kissing each other even tho they didn’t need practice anymore and never tried to get w anyone else 😭😭😭
• if Two-Bit sees any kind of animal worth catching in his mind like an armadillo or some shit he will indeed try to catch it and bring it to the Curtis house and Darry is just like if you don’t get that damn armadillo off my porch
Anyway I love these sillies even tho boys are gross 😒
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This might be my favorite hc of all time
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more marbit
I just think they’re neat
I’m workin on a fic about Two-Bit, so they’re on my mind again lol Alt version + ref:
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he’s been 14 for a month 😠😠
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the outsiders headcanons from someone who lives in oklahoma
-oklahoma’s weather is actually fuckin INSANE. like i genuinely think it’s a glitch in the matrix or somethin.
-but anyways i like to think that the curtis brothers are the only ones who have a storm shelter at their house, so whenever there’s a tornado or somethin, the gang all just BOLTS over to their house
-i also headcanon that dally is real scared of the bad weather (although he’ll never admit it)
-the rest of the gang is used to it because they’re from tulsa but dally’s new yorker ass is HORRIFIED
-i’ve already made a post about this one, but i think darry’s southern accent would get thicker the stronger his emotions are (im totally not projecting here or anything 😊) but yeah darry will get mad and then it’s just *angry oklahoman sounds*
-there’s a back door at the circle cinema (the movie theater ponyboy is leaving at the beginning of the movie) and i just know damn well that dally sneaks johnny and ponyboy into movies all the time
-oklahoma is part of the bible belt, so there’s a good chance at least one of the guys in the gang has religious trauma (most likely johnny)
that’s all i have for now sorry it’s so short!
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guys...
two-bit mathews from the outsiders, but he has an irish accent the whole time.
that's all. 🏃♀️💨
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Outsiders headcanons!!
In general
- Darry will just sit on top of anyone in the gang who pisses him off. He can do it everyone really easily.
- (modern???) they all play the circle game with eachother (where you hold a 👌 under your waist and make them look) and it starts fights sometimes.
- Two-bit says “he’s right behind me.. isn’t he..” whenever literally anyone walks into a room.
- he’ll also just repeat whatever anyone said in a nerd voice and gets punched 5/10 times
- if Pony wakes up late, darry would say something about it like “WELL LOOK WHO CAME OUTTA THEIR CAVE” and receives the longest groan ever.
- Johnny picks stickers off of everything and puts it on everyone’s back (nobody knows it’s him. they have an investigation going.)
- *Pony points to a Halloween mask with fucked up teeth*
“Steve, I didn’t know you were famous ‘round here”
- if anyone comes up to dally with their problems (except for pony and Johnny) he’ll just make a really long sigh and say “and the world kept spinning… 😞”
- I like to think that pony doesn’t have a good sense of direction especially when he’s walking in a group so Soda has to like nudge him or turn him when they’re turning a corner.
- soda and pony also can’t stand/sit still so they rock if they aren’t walking. (Pony back and forth, soda side to side.)
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I love the idea that Ponyboy over exagerrated the entire Outsiders storyline. Like
Ponyboy: Hey, this is my school paper, could you guys read it over?
Darry: Yeah, I'll give it to the others
Ponyboy: So?
Johnny: It's really good, but.. uh-
Dallas: I didn't fuckin' die? When the hell did I get shot?
Ponyboy: That one time when-
Dallas: That was a fuckin' bb-gun??
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everyone always talks abt the curtis brothers being alone when finding out abt their parents but what if they weren’t . what if dally stormed off past the police only to come back with soup, chips, and pepsi. what if johnny got up and followed pony into the bathroom when he went to throw up from shock. what if steve immediately just grabbed soda and hugged him as he broke down. what if two-bit stood behind darry with his hand rubbing his shoulder blades and talking to the officers when darry stood there in horror for a minute. what if the gang stayed there all night comforting each other.
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Y'all ever think about how scared Sodapop must have been watching Darry constantly stress about the bills and keeping Ponyboy safe?
Do you ever think about how Sodapop probably watched his older brother, the weight of the world on Darry's shoulders, and thought I couldn't do that.
Imagine Sodapop watching Ponyboy sleep and worrying, the fear of losing Darry and having to be the one to take care of their kid brother keeping him awake. Sodapop being so afraid of having to be the one in charge of things, of having to be the one paying all the bills and keeping Ponyboy safe. Imagine Sodapop staring at his checks from the DX and all he can think is it isn't enough, not now and certainly not if they lost Darry. Sure he helps but doing it alone? The thought is terrifying.
Imagine him watching Ponyboy and Darry fight and wondering if Ponyboy would fight with him like that if they lost Darry the way they did their mom and dad.
Imagine Sodapop being so terrified of losing his big brother because he knows he just couldn't do it alone.
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